We Interrupt Sporadically-Scheduled Programming to Bring You the Weather

As you can see below, we’re entering the heart of the pink part on the right, but from here it seems dark grey with occasional [edit: frequent] flashes of blinding white and thunderous noise. I’m glad I’m not Colombia, though, dayum.

If you can’t read French, it says it’s going to be this way until Wednesday, July 6 at 6:00PM. I don’t like that prognosis, so let’s get a second opinion…

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Here Comes a Storm…

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It’s raining and thundering so loud here I can hardly hear myself think. Also, car alarms are going off and Pucha is trying to crawl herself into a mousehole. Pupo is too young to be scared and is eating a shoe. I’m going to go for a run because a man still needs his exercise. Don’t worry, I have a heavy duty umbrella so I don’t get wet.

In all honesty, it’s not safe to walk outside when it’s raining. I went half a block to get the best hun-cal froyo today and there were two downed wires laying on the ground in the rain. All I can say is, I hope they don’t tase me, bro.